Am I Going To My Hardware Store To Be Entertained By Elvis?

I’m on a rant today.  An injustice is being done by the Performance Rights Society – do they really want a world devoid of music?  They are going the right way about it.

What am I on about. 

Petty bureaucracy gone mad – that is what!

From time to time I will report back from the pressure group that I belong to who meet weekly (usually on a Friday evening) at our local pub. Formerly known as the “Putting the world to rights after a few pints of beer think tank” (PTWTRAAFPOB for short)  we are now seeking a new name with a great achronym something like “This is Totally Stupid” (TITS) – Suggestions please. 

Our aim a simpler lifestyle and just society. 

Our target the snoopers, petty bureaucratic ‘more than my jobs worth’ public servants, oh and I nearly forgot the taxman, and all injustices to us the trampled upon common working man.

OK I jest BUT – of course I am talking about meeting my mates down the pub and there is not an agenda – but the discussions do often centre on the crazy and often costly intrusions upon our lives.

One such discussion recently is worth the telling to a larger audience. 

Has our western society gone stark staring bonkers?

Let me paint the picture. 

One of our number a guy called Chris runs a small hardware store.  It is the sort of place you visit when you haven’t found that special DIY fixture you want in Homebase or B&Q. It is an old fashioned wonderous cavern of DIY odds and ends.  Before the big DIY chains this must have been a goldmine of a business – but nowadays I am quite amazed that Chris manages to eek a living out of the store.  It is the type of shop we all tend to love but don’t actually use very often.

Anyway – recently over a pint Chris pulled out of his pocket a letter which solemnly got passed round. Each reader in turn gave it the TITS ( “This is Totally Stupid”) thumbs down. 

We were all gobsmacked.

The letter was from the PRS (Performance Rights Society) telling him that he must apply for and pay for a Public Performance licence because he had a radio in his shop.  Now I am all for musicians getting their cut from the media when music is intentionally used to entertain the public BUT come on – what is this about?

Chris has a tiny radio so that he has something to listen to while he is waiting for a customer to come in his shop.  I have been in his place many times and not even realised that he had a radio on.  I am certainly not going to Chris’s shop to be entertained by what happens to be on his radio – and I strongly suspect that he has never ever attracted even a solitary customer because he is playing an Elvis track on his personal low volumed radio.

I can’t help comparing our over bureaucratic interfering society here in the UK with the lifestyle of the people in the place I have just been on holiday to.  I can’t imagine for one minute (please put me right if I am wrong) that the businesses on the lovely island of Corfu would have to put up with this nonsense.

Oh for a simpler life and more just society!
 

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Hi - I am Keith Watson. This blog is dedicated to Banger - a teacher from my teenage years who - at least once a week - insisted upon cracking the hilarious - and I have to say - never heard before line "What's on Watson?". I would smile demurely - the rest of the class would fall about with sides aching - and life would go on for another week. 'Wats-on My Mind' I have decided will assist me personally as well as be of interest to others (I hope) who share my challenges. It will help keep me organised and document my activities so that I know what I did yesterday. You think I am joking!! I have been in the website development game since 1993 and have been involved with over 2000 website builds (with the help of my fantastic team of freelance programmers) It was only in the last two years though that I have moved over to making money for myself on line and in particular linking up with an amazing talent called Adam Eason to produce and distribute self help and hypnotherapy products. As a result of looking to promote these products I have downloaded hundreds of internet marketing articles and e-books, studied countless reports, tested list building tactics, butterflied, boot-camped, buzzed, adsensed, affiliated, met a jerk, jv'ed, plr given-awayed, and generally suffered from information overload. My computer - presumably in a fit of pique or simply demanding a holiday has given up the ghost on at least two occassions - causing me even more stress. Oh this simple business of making money online. BUT the great news is that it is all working and our list has grown - I have found some gurus I have complete faith in - and Adam and I are actually making money from our endeavours. Some way to go but I am more relaxed and can spot a phoney over hyped, sexed up, must have latest product which you must either buy or if not, simply fade into oblivion. There’s not room on this Internet for the two of us. This ramble of an introduction is really to set the scene for I am sure an interesting journey which I invite you to join. In fact I want you to help me find the right tools, scripts, plugins etc. etc, that will catapult me into the stratosphere of success. I hope you will be there with me. I don't just consider success in a monetary sense. I so want to help some friends of mine who are involved in Christian missionary work in some pretty harrowing parts of this world. If I can bring any help to their missions that will give me more satisfaction than anything else. I really, really do love this web stuff and the people you meet. I am convinced that this powerful technology can be harnessed to do some good.

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